Tuesday, June 13, 2006

47 days to go

My boyfriend is at work today. He's visiting a pizza factory.

He likes a cheesy one.

I wonder if they'll give him a free slice? I hope so. What's the point in going to a pizza factory if they don't give you a free taster?

He'll not bring any home for me, of that I'm sure. I quite fancy a pizza after talking about it. Well, not talking, typing about it, I suppose.

11 comments:

Alan Fisher said...

i like a meaty one.

Minge said...

Oh, I know!

Alan Fisher said...

actually, talking about meaty... do you think long and thin is better than short and fat?

Minge said...

If I had to choose one over the other, I'd go for length over girth. Too fat, and you end up with stitches. If it has to go in, a fat one is going to tear you to bits. It's as fat at the top as it is at the bottom. At least if it's really long, you can poke it in, say, only half way!

Or were you actually talking about pizzas?

Alan Fisher said...

Umm.. no, I was talking about cocks.

Alan Fisher said...

I like FAT and LONG. Best of both worlds. A long skinny dick is just not right, and a short fat one is laughable.... I can say that 'cos my cock is just about perfect... even down to the balls that accompany it... ACTUALLY, I've had a fair few good comments about my man-bobs... They ARE pretty perfect in everyones opinion who've come, erm, across 'em.

Nighty night. x.

Alan Fisher said...

Maybe I should delete my last comment???

Minge said...

No! Leave it in!

Oo-er!

Moncrief Speaks said...

I think I'll need photographic evidence, Alan.

Minge said...

Yes, his new stalker was asking for rude photos on his blog...

Minge said...

We insist.

Do you shave?

I clipper and trim, but don't shave. I'm too scared.