I stole this from Alan...
Favourite Season: Summer
Favourite Color: Blue
Favourite Time: Midnight
Favourite Food: Custard
Favourite Drink: Espresso
Favourite Ice Cream: Good quality vanilla
Favourite Place: Home
Favourite Sport: Men's diving
Favourite Actor: Divine
Favourite Actress: Edith Massey
Current Feeling: frustrated
Current Drink: just finished an apple juice
Current Time: 23:05
Current Show on TV: Je ne sais pas... Though I have just finished watching Big Brother's Big Mouth with Russell Brand
Current Mobile used: Some Nokia thing beginning with a 6
Current Windows Open: Just the one, but two tabs. I love tabs. I can blog and listen to Paul Miller at the same time.
Current Underwear: White Calvins
Current Clothes: Brown jeans, beige t-shirt
Current Thought: Why can't fags be good for you?
First Nickname: Roysie
First Kiss: Darren House
First Crush: one of my sister's boyfriends
First Best Friend: Serena Coombs (now Trinder)
First Vehicle I Owned: Fiat Uno - I loved that car if only for its single wiper!
First Job: Chamber maid
First Date: Ray. Took me to a Chinese restaurant. I thought it was dead posh.
First Pet: Our dog, Rexy. He was a Corgi/GSD cross.
Last Drink: Apple juice
Last Kiss: Phyllis
Last Meal: A Korean pancake at about 18:00
Last Web Site Visited: www.bbc.co.uk/radiosolent
Last Movie Watched: Blythe Spirit
Last Phone Call: My ol' Mum
Last TV Watched: Big Brother's Big Mouth
6 Have You Ever...
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes. But I've yet to be caught.
Have You Ever Been Drunk: Si
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: No
Have You Ever Been in the Middle/Close to Gunfire: No, though a crim once gave me a fake gun to protect myself. I told her I was afraid of being caught with it so she took it back.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: But of course!
Have You Ever Broken Anyone's Heart: Probably
Things You Can Hear Right Now: The Paul Miller Show, the whirring of my iMac, my belly rumbling
Things You Ate Today: Salad sandwich, vanilla yogurt, packet of Ryvita Minis (sweet chilli), half a dozen mini creme eggs, Korean pancake (don't ask me to spell it), Waitrose Tiramisu
Things You Do When You Are Bored: I used to smoke, but I haven't done that in well over twenty four hours! Christ!
Things You Do For Comfort: Hold on to my dinkle or put on my pyjamas/sicky clothes/goonie. I sometimes get my blanky out, too.
4 Places You Have Been Today
3 Things On Your Desk Right Now:
Salt or pepper? Salt
Hot or cold? Hot
1 Place You Want To Visit: