If you want to cycle from Fort William to Inverness (or the other way around) then click here.
I'd love to do it myself, but I think I'd die after twenty minutes.
I used to be fit, but those days are long gone.
The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.