Monday, January 23, 2006

White

I found a white hair growing out of the side of my head today.

So I pulled it out.

What a fucking cunt!

I took a photo of it, but I've not bothered uploading it here as you can't actually see it!

See how honest I am, admitting to the wider world that I am going grey?

White hairs on my head, I can live with. If ever I see a white pube, I shall commit suicide.

5 comments:

Alan Fisher said...

if I pulled out all my grey hairs i'd be bald

Minge said...

Upstairs or down?

Alan Fisher said...

upstairs. Urgh, imagine having grey pubes! I'd rather have ginger ones

Minge said...

Do pubes not go grey?

Alan Fisher said...

i don't know... I haven't slept with anyone old enough.