Hungry? Fancy a lard sandwich? How about a nine square metre one?Go to The Ukraine! They have a celebration of lard in their Salo Festival every year.
Organisers produced a massive sandwhich as the centrepiece of the festival. It had to be guarded by police after fears were raised that hungry Ukranians, mad for delicious lard, would devour it within minutes.
Traditionally, small slices of the white snack are eaten with black bread, garlic and vodka. And, more recently, there is even a chocolate-coated version. Mmm, yummy.
No wonder The Ukraine has one of the highest death rates from heart disease in Europe, the fat fucking cunts.
I can think of other white gloopy substances I'd rather eat before lard.
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