I was so excited when Labour swept to power in 1997. I thought it was the dawning of a new golden age for Britain and for the world. I was even more excited when there was talk of a gay mafia in the government, in the cabinet and in Parliament.Sadly, the chorus of the gays is now nothing but a whisper, when the only gay member of the cabinet is in the closet (she knows who she is). Being married (to a man) and having children does not preclude any woman from lesbianism. She needs to come out! And now!
Christ, there's even a gay in the shadow cabinet in the form of Alan Duncan!
Can't we have some prominent gays in government? Or at least some (or all) of them to turn queer? Wouldn't it be fabulous to see Tony Blair ditch Cherie for Geoff Hoon!? Wouldn't it be great to see Margaret Becket with a flat top (anything is an improvement upon that mess she sports as a hair style at the moment) and wearing a pair of Doctor Marten's?
Oh Tony, if you're not going to come out, get out and give the job to Gordon Brown, filthy hetero stink shit!
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I think you should run for governemnt and become an MP. You could end up as Minister of Fabulousness where your primary job is saying "that leader is SO last season" to the Lib Dems as often as possible. And you'd give out free school gucci shoes and handbags.
What a good idea. Do you think the budget would stretch to tiaras and fake tan?
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