Ever wondered what Pete Burns looks like under that Gorilla fur coat? Wonder no more. Incidentally, now that the police have confiscated said coat, what will happen to Pete if it is really a Gorilla coat? Prison? Oh, Pete, no, don't drop the soap in those communal showers! On the other hand, no, drop it! Go on, you know you want to!Pete's just plain fabulous. He has to win Celebrity Big Brother, he just has to. Also, I'm really fond of Dennis now. He's the real thing. Most of the other people in the house are fake, nasty, arrogant bastards. They guy I hate the most is Michael Barrymore. I didn't realize he was such a cunt.
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