Freezing

I'm sat here freezing my tits off.

The plumbers came yesterday to replace the boiler. There was no heating last night apart from the crappy old gas fire in the living room. The rest of the house was like an ice box. I could see my breath coming up the stairs!

I went to bed at nine to keep warm. I had to wear my jumper!

I'd do star jumps, but I can't because I'm gay.