Thursday, January 26, 2006

Joan and Jackie Collins news

Joan and Jackie Collins make use of a storage facility near Bristol to keep some of their vast pile of furniture and clothes. When you rent out storage, two keys are provided: one held by the warehouse and one held by yourself. Supposedly, your stuff cannot be unlocked without your key present. Not so: there is always another master key.

The Christmas Party at the warehouse last year had a tarts and vicars theme. Needless to say, the tarts' clothes were sourced from Joan and Jackie's storage space. The men who couldn't fit in Joan's clothes (Jackie's were rather larger) wore them suspended from coat-hangers draped over their heads.

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