I see Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are going to split.Could it be something to do with the fact that Stella McCartney got her mate, the fabulous Kate Moss to stub her cigarette out on Heather's wooden leg?
Hilarious.
Here's a joke for you:
Q. What's got three legs and runs around on a farm in Sussex?
A. Heather and Paul McCartney.
Oh! As part of their divorce settlement, Paul McCartney is going to give Heather Mills a plane. She'll be able to shave both legs now.
10 comments:
What's shrivelled and yellow and lives off dead beatles?
Yoko Ono
Or, how about this one....
What do you call a bitch with wings?
Linda McCartney
Wow.
You guys are...
Wow.
What are we?
And have you been removing comments again?
Aaarrrggghhh!
too too funny. great stuff to end a day after a 14 hour drive.
thanks.
Yay! Are you back?
Just got another postcard from you this morning. Thank you SO much!
knew they wouldnt last -he still loves linda
What about Jane Asher?
I'd love to see Stella and Heather in a cat fight.
Stella & Heather in a cat fight? Well, that would be fun but you know that the ex wife would just remove her scabby leg and beat the fuck out of Stella. Maybe Celebrity Deathmatch could stage it?
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