Another long post

I pinched this survey thingy from David. I hope he doesn't mind.

You know how these things work...

1. FIRST NAME? Minge.
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My Father, sadly.
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Listening to Not While I'm Around, this afternoon, on my iPod.
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I do like it actually.
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Quorn strips.
6. KIDS? ...Are cunts.
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably. Isn't that a bit like masturbation?
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes, my blog.
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Me? Sarcasm?
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Si.
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Never in a million years. And then some.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? Home made museli.
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? I don't have many shoes with laces to avoid this problem.
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically? Not particularly.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? A very good vanilla. No cheap rubbish.
16. SHOE SIZE? UK9
17. RED OR PINK? Red
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Losing my mind.
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Far too many people to list.
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? It’s on a blog. I haven’t sent it to anyone. You can pop it on your blog though, dear reader, if you want, changing all the answers, of course.
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? White CK briefs and blue slippers. I am wearing other things as well, though, so you can just lose that mental picture.
22. LAST THING YOU ATE? Tiramisu.
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? California Snow Story by St Etienne.
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Grey. It's the new black.
25. FAVORITE SMELL? Vanilla. Reminds me of custard, my favourite food.
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dear Mother.
27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO: Their smile.
28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? No-one sent it to me. I pinched it from someone's blog.
29. FAVORITE DRINK? Coffee. A good espresso. I hate people that say expresso.
30. FAVORITE SPORT? Men's diving or gymnastics. Gotta love the lycra!
31. HAIR COLOR? Mid brown.
32. EYE COLOR? Brown.
33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope. I couldn't stand it.
34. FAVOURITE FOOD? Custard, dammit.
35. SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDINGS? How about a scary movie with a happy ending?
36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Polyester.
37. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Red t-shirt.
38. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. There’s more to do. I hate cold/rain, but I quite like frost and snow.
39. HUGS OR KISSES? How about a shag?
40. FAVORITE DESERT? Sahara.
41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Dunno. But it would be nice to see other people do this. They aren’t the most revealing questions and it would be nice to get to know some fellow bloggers a little bit better.
42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? David, the guy I nicked this from. I mean, why do it again? And will he even know I nicked it?
43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Joe Orton's diaries (again), Wicked (again) and the odd page from the dictionary.
44. WHAT IS ON YOUR BACKGROUND ON YOUR COMPUTER? Promo shots from Fundamental (new Pet Shop Boys album).
45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? Will & Grace and The Green Room.
46. FAVOURITE SOUNDS? My daughters, in their excitement.
47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Neither. Both bore me to tears. And The Rolling Stones... It's just a noise. What the hell did Jerry Hall see in Mick Jagger? Perhaps he's got a totally enormous cock...!?!?
48. THE FURTHEST YOU’VE BEEN FROM HOME? Tokyo.
49. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Yes, but it's nothing for a mixed audience.
50. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 3rd June 1972, Boscombe hospital.