Please, if you have a moment, take a look at Phyllis' blog entry:
87 Days - Couch
It's the most hilarious thing I've read in a very long time. Don't make the same mistake as me and read it on a full bladder.
The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.