Disco

I've been thinking about making another list.

Here it is.

If I was to ask a DJ to spin some tracks at one of my candlelit suppers, a soirée or a fabulous disco, I'd have to ask for the following:

Spagna - Call me
Ride Committee - Love to do it
Dario G - Dream to me (radio edit)
Deee-Lite - Groove is in the heart
Army Of Lovers - Let the sunshine in (extended version)
Prefab Sprout - If you don't love me
Tarkan - Simarik
Sister Slegde - Lost in music (sure is pure remix edit)
Lieutenant Pigeon - Mouldy old dough
Kiki Kokover - Love to love you baby
Rufus - Eighties coming back
Cerrone - Supernature
Pet Shop Boys - Left to my own devices
Diana Ross - Chain reaction
Sugababes - Push the button
Liza Minnelli - Losing my mind
Spagna - I always dream about you
Kylie Minogue - Better the devil you know
Giorgio Moroder/Phil Oakey - Together in electric dreams
Stephanie McKay - From New York to LA
Gwynneth Paltrow - Bette Davis eyes
Dr Robert & Kym Mazelle - Wait
Bananarama - Love in the first degree
Dana International - Megamix
Beatmasters featuring PP Arnold - Burn it up
Donna Summer - Bad girls
Donna Summer - MacArthur Park
Mel 'n' Kim - Respectable
Bodies Without Organs - Living in a fantasy (radio edit)
Bent - Magic love
Our Glorious Leader - Hung up
Billie Trix - Run girl run (1981 post apocalyptic nightmare mix)
Voyage - From east to west
Savage - Don't cry tonight
Billie Ray Martin - Honey (Queen B radio edit)
Scissor Sisters - Comfortably numb
Garbage - You look so fine
Sarah Brightman - Starship troopers (D-bops's saturday night radio edit)
The Flirts - Helpless
Sandra - Forever (straight 4 u radio edit)
The communards - Never can say goodbye
Blockhead - Blockhead
Sertab - Every way that I can
Wes - Alane (radio mix)
Sabrina - Boys (summertime love)
Paul Van Dyk featuring Saint Etienne - Tell me why (the riddle)
Tina Charles - I love to love
Chicane featuring Mason - Strong in love
Alison Moyet - Whispering your name
Bronski Beat featuig Eartha Kitt - Cha-cha heels
Thunderpuss featuring Edith Massey - Female trouble
Oh Romeo - Try it (I'm in love with a married man)
Army Of Lovers featuring Big Money - Lit De Parade (video edit)
Divine - You think you're a man
Bananarama - Look on the floor (hypnotic tango)
Tina Arena - Symphony for life
Belle and the Devotions - Love games
The Blow Monkeys - Digging your scene
Desireless - Voyage voyage
The Pipettes - It hurts to see you dance so well
Goldfrapp - Ooh la la
Quartz Lock featuring Lonnie Gordon - Love eviction
Cyndi Lauper - That's what I think
Riva featuring Dannii Minogue - Who do you love now?
Brother Beyond - The harder I try
Celine Dion - I'm alive (the wake up mix)
Gwen Stefani - What you waiting for?
Cher - Believe
Gloria Gaynor - I am what I am
Ofra Haza - Im nin alu 2000
2raumwohnung - Liebe ohne ende
Kelis - Milkshake
Joe Tex - Ain't gonna bump no more (with no big fat woman)
Dusty Springfield - In private
Inner City - Hallelujah '92
Gudrun Gut featuring Inga Humpe - Butterfly
Kim Appleby - Don't worry
Holly Johnson - Love train
Dead Or Alive - You spin me round (like a record) (original version)
Gibson Brothers - Que sera mi vida (if you should go)
O-zone - Dragostea din tei
Inga Humpe - Something stupid (seven inch)
Sophie Lawrence - Love's unkind (7")
Miquel Brown - Close to perfection
The Human League - Tell me when
Soft Cell - What!
Matia Bazar - Ti sento
Sophie B Hawkins - Right beside you
Nu Shooz - I can't wait
Me&My - Baby boy
Sonia - Only fools (never fall in love)
Jane Birkin - Élisa

Looks like it'll be an all-nighter.

The trouble is, with choosing music for a disco, some people will love some of the tracks and hate others. Some people will hate it all. Hardly anyone, bar the person choosing the tracks, will love everything.

I know it's a vile old cliché, but you can't please all of the people all of the time.