I see Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are going to split.
Could it be something to do with the fact that Stella McCartney got her mate, the fabulous Kate Moss to stub her cigarette out on Heather's wooden leg?
Here's a joke for you:
Q. What's got three legs and runs around on a farm in Sussex?
A. Heather and Paul McCartney.
Oh! As part of their divorce settlement, Paul McCartney is going to give Heather Mills a plane. She'll be able to shave both legs now.