Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Paul and Heather

I see Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are going to split.

Could it be something to do with the fact that Stella McCartney got her mate, the fabulous Kate Moss to stub her cigarette out on Heather's wooden leg?

Hilarious.

Here's a joke for you:

Q. What's got three legs and runs around on a farm in Sussex?

A. Heather and Paul McCartney.

Oh! As part of their divorce settlement, Paul McCartney is going to give Heather Mills a plane. She'll be able to shave both legs now.

11 comments:

Blog Off said...
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Blog Off said...

What's shrivelled and yellow and lives off dead beatles?

Yoko Ono


Or, how about this one....

What do you call a bitch with wings?

Linda McCartney

Brian said...

Wow.

You guys are...

Wow.

Minge said...

What are we?

And have you been removing comments again?

Aaarrrggghhh!

zona boy said...

too too funny. great stuff to end a day after a 14 hour drive.

thanks.

Minge said...

Yay! Are you back?

Just got another postcard from you this morning. Thank you SO much!

gab said...

knew they wouldnt last -he still loves linda

Minge said...

What about Jane Asher?

Minge said...

I'd love to see Stella and Heather in a cat fight.

AlgulSiento said...

This is quite an interesting article...

http://news.independent.co.uk/people/profiles/article548935.ece

Sounds like Heather has told a few porkie pies in her time.

Anonymous said...

Stella & Heather in a cat fight? Well, that would be fun but you know that the ex wife would just remove her scabby leg and beat the fuck out of Stella. Maybe Celebrity Deathmatch could stage it?