Bournemouth (part II)

Hello hens!

Here I am in Bournemouth, Dorset!

I've had a fabulous time so far, spent mostly at the bingo! We've been four times already and only won twice. Still, we're about thirty quid up, so I shouldn't complain.

I went to see an old friend from school in the week, Paul Page. Well, she's Paula Bath now, having married since leaving school (not like she was likely to do so before leaving) and had six children. Yes! Six! She's been a very busy girl indeed. I met two of her daughters a couple of days ago, Adelle and Rachel, Sadly, Adelle is blind in one eye and has to wear a patch on her good eye in an attempt to get the blind eye working again. It must be a living hell for her, and some endurance, but endure it she does, with a skip in her step, a smile on her face and a glow in her heart.

I'd post some pictures of my adventures here, but sadly, I can't. Like I said, I'm in an internet cafe and have no cable for my camera, so uploading is not an option. I doubt you'd be allowed to do so, anyway.

I've been watching Big Brother on TV. It's fabulous. Pete is my favourite. I'm pretty sure he's going to win. I've been missing Big Brother's Big Mouth, but was able to see it repeated on Channel 4 last night. They exclusively revealed that Pete is hung like a donkey. If that's not reason enough alone for him to win, I don't know what is.

I see Shahbaz had walked. Don't know if that's good or bad. Sure, he might have been annoying, especially if you're locked up with him 24/7, but there was no excuse for the way practically all of the other housemates treated him. I've never seen such vile bullying in all my life. Oh, and Shahbaz has seen Female Trouble! How do I know this? He quoted the movie, Taffy, actually, when he said to the vile Sewer, "I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"

Fabulous.