Is there anything wrong with being a prude?
I don't think so.
Click here to read an interesting critique of (Let me be your) dirty fucking whore.
As I mention in Elisabeth's comments, I just found it funny for the sake of parody. It's like an old time love song someone might sing to their sweetheart. You don't expect them to say they want to be your dirty fucking whore. It's fucking hilarious!
I guess I find humour in the strangest of places.
Usually, it must be said, in the gutter.
I don't like swearing for the sake of it, either, or extreme rudery... Take a look at my Desert Island Disco.
If you're a prude, be a prude, if you're a wild person, be wild. Just be yourself.