100 true things

1 I am presently drunk
2 I've watched more porn than you've had hot dinners
3 I like to swear from time to time and am not afraid of the word cunt
4 I'm three quarters Scottish, one eighth Irish, one sixteenth Italian, one sixteenth Englsih
5 Offal makes me feel sick
6 I smoke
7 I wish I was thinner
8 I'm gay
9 I'm not a paedophile
10 I don't lust after little boys
11 I love Bea Arthur
12 I wish I'd met Edith Massey
13 I did once meet Princess Diana
14 I wish I'd been a bridesmaid at Liza Minnelli's last wedding
15 I've smoked pot
16 I've got IBS
17 I dislike schemies/neds/chavs
18 I'm scared of driving
19 My Mum lives too far away for my liking
20 A former best friend used me and I've never forgotten it
21 I bear grudges
22 I miss Gabby and Janette but can't tell them
23 I can knit
24 I can crochet
25 I hate clothes from Marks and Spencer
26 I like calling people stupid bitches
27 I'm obsessed with blogging
28 I've got two friends called Alan, they both left the UK and I miss them terribly
29 I want laser eye surgery but I'm scared of going blind
30 I hate snobs
31 I dislike people who look down on me
32 I like people to be individuals
33 I dislike people who simply follow the herd like a bunch of sheep
34 Spelling is not my strong point
35 I'm addicted to chocolate
36 I like going to bed late
37 I like getting up late
38 I think eating meat is wrong
39 I occasionally eat meat
40 I've got a massive dick
41 The best thing about Will And Grace is Karen Walker
42 In gay speak, I'm versatile
43 I don't like long nails on men
44 I don't like men with long hair
45 I feel lonely a lot of the time
46 I wish I could stop smoking
47 I don't care what people think of me
48 I say, "Christ!" an awful lot
49 I'm not looking forward to Christmas
50 I don't like timetables or doing things at set times
51 I'm very much a left winger, politically
52 I like Italian food
53 I don't fancy camp men
54 I don't care if a man is circumcised or not
55 I like to get drunk once in a while
56 I don't like to eat a mango
57 Tonald Trump is a cunt, in my humble opinion
58 I wish Kathy Burke would return to acting
59 Masturbation is the new Christianity
60 I don't take myself seriously at all
61 I dream some seriously freaky shit
62 I'm worried that someone will try to kill me again
63 I don't like having secrets
64 I refuse to be bullied any more
65 I don't like reduced salt/sugar baked beans
66 I love custard
67 I wish I knew the babies Mum lost either side of me
68 I was born in Boscombe hospital
69 Sixty-nine is my favourite number
70 I hate boxer shorts
71 Shit happens, get over it
72 I'm losing my hair
73 My neighbour, Helen, is a complete gossip and that's fabulous
74 I am a complete gossip
75 I detest hypocrites
76 I hate whisky
77 I miss my house in Armadale
78 You shouldn't wear dots and stripes together
79 My favourite comedies at the moment are Nighty Night and The Green Wing
80 I'm not as obsessed with the news as I used to be
81 My favourite flower is the nasturtium
82 I want people to like me
83 I'm going to be thrity four years old in less than a month
84 Catholicism stinks
85 I'm no prude
86 Men are hot
87 I don't want to have sex with a woman
88 I don't understand gay men who have sex with women to see what it's like
89 I'm scared to death of spiders
90 I don't like sticky toffee pudding
91 I can be untidy
92 I can't understand why anyone would vote Tory
93 The concept of religion both baffles and intrigues me
94 I feel old
95 I wish I was sixteen again
96 I have a lot of regrets
97 I wish I had a time machine
98 I wish I could tell a lot of people how I feel about them
99 I take a size nine shoe
100 Doing this took me exactly thiry minutes