I am a member of the salvapsb Yahoo!Group.I emailed yesterday asking if there was any truth in the rumour that Chris Lowe and Pete Andreas (Pet Shop Boys' assistant) were a couple.
I just got this:
HOLA MISS MINGE GGG YOU ARE TOO LATE TO KOWN THAT PETER ANDREAS IS ON THE HELL RIGHT NOW HE WAS A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND OF NEIL & LOWE SO THEY SAID ONLY FRIEND AND KEEP FOR YOUR DREAMS THE GAY STAFF MISS MINGE GGG
WTF!?
Oh, and I'm not Miss Minge thank you! I am not, never have been and never will be a Miss! I'm Ms! Never heard of girl power!?!?
5 comments:
I believe the appropriate boy spelling of Ms. is Miz -- that way you make sure they don't mistake you for a girl or something. That'd be awful.
Is it me or is saying, "Keep your dreams for the gay staff." awfully tacky? I mean seriously, like you'd do the staff! Unless they were wearing the cute uniforms, I mean. . .
Go girl power, oh inappropriately named queen of the blog!
Oh, Michèle, how fabulous...! I can now construct my reply. Thank the lord for you and for copy 'n' paste!
Here's how I responded...
Are you Miss Minge or am I? It must be you, Wilson, as I'm definitely no Miss. I'm Miz.
Keep my dreams for the gay staff? I most certainly will not! I'd never do a member of my staff. That would be so below me!
Peter Andreas is on hell? Is that some kind of drug? Personally, I'm not on anything at the moment, but after reading your reply to my original email, I'm considering going back on valium.
By the way, I think the Caps Lock key on your keyboard is stuck.
Are you in love with me?
Minge (and that's Miz Minge to you!)
xxx
Beautiful. So glad that I could help. We all have to watch out for each other, you know?
LOL! I know!
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