Thursday, May 03, 2007
Yes, thirteen is an unlucky number, dear reader - and may I present thirteen very dubious people. Thirteen reasons not to vote SNP in the Scottish Parliamentary and local elections today.
A party that is propped up by, funded by and littered with homophibic bigots and a man who thinks it's perfectly alright to hit his wife is a party that does not deserve to govern this beautiful land.
According to most opinion polls, the SNP look likely to become the largest party after today's ballot. It's a scary thought, but it might happen. If so, would the last person to leave Scotland please turn off the lights.
Oh, and by the way, I weigh exactly twelve stones today.