Wank

I once had the extreme pleasure in being able to call my Mother from a telephone box in Bavaria and say, "Mother, I am going to Wank."

I was en route to Neuschwannstein.

I'd like to know, dear reader, if you've ever been able to make similar outlandish claims to a parent or guardian. Please feel free to fill the comments section with a tirade of filth.

Also, please feel free to check out the Wank Webcam, the Wank House and a site about the Wank Train.