J'adore this, but not this, sadly. I feel cheated.
One other thing, my gripe of the day:
There are still idiotic people running around on the planet today who do not know how or when to use an apostrophe. And others who don't know the difference between there, they're and their. I'm sickened to my stomach, dear reader.
What can be done? May I suggest using my trusty bag of hammers?