Tomorrow, dear reader, is Red Nose Day. Although most of it is vile and annoying, it's a fabulous way to raise awareness of various heart-breaking topics and get people to shell out their cash on something or someone who deserves it. Tomorrow, my little maid, instead of spending money on Revels and Vimto, I shall donate to Comic Relief.
I'd like to invite you, my lamb, to do the same. Click here. Go on. You know you want to.
I'd buy the official RND single, but it's shit, so I won't. I have bought them in the past, though. The first one I ever purchased was Help! by Bananarama and Lananeeneenoonoo. If the extended version is funny, Love in the factory is hilarious.
So, go on, my love, give some money to people who need it. Let's face it, you don't. You'd only spend it on porno magazines, wouldn't you, and they're so 1980s, it isn't true.