Hey, lady. It's Haiku Saturday. Click here. Go on.
And it's also Mum's last full day in Edinburgh. A short visit. Short and sweet.
No-one seems to say short and sweet anymore. Nor my giddy aunt. Such a shame.
Shame #2 of the day: Scooch being chosen to represent us in the Eurovision Song Contest with some drivel about flying a flag. Click here to watch it. I just know we're going to come last with this tripe. With lines like "Salty nuts?" and "Would you like something to suck on, Sir?" the only people who are going to vote for us are the gays. Oh, hang on, the only people who watch the Eurovision Song Contest are the gays! Gosh! So we're going to win, then...!