Europe's largest conveyor belt, going from Kirkconnel to Cumnock is to be launched. Hurrah!
This story would be very dull were it not for the fact that Cumnock is featured. The town is full of Cumnockers. Yes, Cumnockers. And that's fabulous.
The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.