Friends of Minge will be well aware of my love for lists. I've just thought of another:
Minge's top 10 sandwiches!
1 Black Forest (black cherry jam and nutella)
2 Chip butty (fat french fries in white bread with lots of butter)
3 Heinz Sandwich Spread (no marj/spread/butter)
4 Pickled onion crisps and use light mayo instead of spread/marj/butter
5 Home made marmalade (brown or white bread - no spread)
6 Tomato (sliced) with butter (brown or white bread)
7 Strawberry jam (must be white bread - butter is optional)
8 Quorn sausages (bangers) fried and then sliced (lengthways) on white bread with butter and brown sauce (HP).
9 Slices of mars bar on white bread with unsalted butter
10 Hot, breaded Quorn fillets in a baguette with lettuce, tomato and mayo
What are your top ten sandwiches, dear reader?