Hey, lady. It's Saturday! That can mean only one thing. Well, that's possibly a lie, it can mean all kinds of things, but it does mean that it's Haiku Saturday!
Click here to play.
Failure to do so may result in me inserting more than one finger into your bottom.
Don't think I'm joking. I'm deadly serious. But if finger/bottom fun is your thing, failure to play Haiku Saturday will mean me coming over to your house and stitching up your hole. Na na na na na!