Och, ya bawdy wee bints, whit ya deeyin?
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Go on! You know what will happen if you don't. I'll come over there and shag ye.
The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.