Sunday, December 17, 2006

Tanzen madly backwards

Today is a strange day.

Yesterday was better.

Minge went to Portsmouth
Minge went on the train
Minge went to see Kapitano
Then came back again

I'm a poet and I wasn't aware of that.

More about my trip to Hampshire when I can upload photographic evidence. I promise. I'm not very clever, you see, dear reader, and rely heavily on imagery because of my meagre vocabulary.

Today is strange because the bus bringing me into Bournemouth town centre (where I now am) was involved in a wee crash. A woman pulled out onto a main road in front of the on-coming bus. Oops. And the silly cow had a baby on board sign in the back window. Perhaps she should have had an idiotic twat sign instead.

Now, this in itself isn't strange, but when I tell you that on changing buses, two young lads did weird 80s robotic dancing in celebration of no-one being hurt, you too, dear reader, will think that this is strange. And you'd be right.

I'm off back to the shops, now, hen. I have to buy eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog. It is Christmas, after all.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

People not getting hurt is always a good time to dance :) Unless you're me, at which point you wiggle around like you're having a fit of some kind. Ahhh the joys of zero rhythm :D

Lewis said...

"Idiotic twat." Isn't that an oxymoron? Kind of like "military intelligence." Tee hee.

Anonymous said...

I just LOVE the word "twat"...does that make me a bad person?

Anonymous said...

I hope you enjoyed your meeting with Kapitano. I'm looking forward to seeing photographic evidence...
Have a great week!

~drew emborsky~ said...

I came to check on your crochet progress... ;)

Have a Merry Christmas!!

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to hear about your trip! :)

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to hear about your trip! :)

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to hear about your trip! :)

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to hear about your trip! :)

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to hear about your trip! :)

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to hear about your trip! ;)

Old Cheeser said...

I like the sound of the two lads doing the robotic dancing. I had no idea people in Bournemouth were so hip and funky. Perhaps I should contemplate moving there ...

One can tell you're from Scotland, Minge, with the Macbeth references ... unless you really are intending on buying those ingredients ...

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