I'm in a Polish internet caf in Winton.
I'd like to extend caf into its proper form, but I have no idea how to recreate accents on PCs.
I miss my iMac.
I tried to use the internet in the library, but it seems, dear reader, one must be a member:
"You need two forms of ID, love. One with your address, one with your signature..."
I like single sentence paragraphs.
Examples of bad grammar and spelling in Christmas cards:
With lot's of love at Xmas
Have sent your prezzie sepretly
Whats you doing for new year?