Cyber

I'm in a Polish internet caf in Winton.

Tsk.

I'd like to extend caf into its proper form, but I have no idea how to recreate accents on PCs.

I miss my iMac.

I tried to use the internet in the library, but it seems, dear reader, one must be a member:

"You need two forms of ID, love. One with your address, one with your signature..."

Hopeless.

I like single sentence paragraphs.

Examples of bad grammar and spelling in Christmas cards:

With lot's of love at Xmas

Have sent your prezzie sepretly

and

Whats you doing for new year?

Outrageous.