Friday, December 08, 2006

Taken


I'm actually writing this on board the alien ship, dear reader. They came to abduct me this afternoon.

There was a knock on the door. I answered.

The alien said, "We've come looking for men with massive cocks to take back to our planet. The woman in the corner shop told me to come here."

There was nothing I could do, hen. After a wee look under my kilt, they tied me up and we were beamed aboard.

Actually, all that's not true. Well, some of it's true... I'm not in outer space at all, but am indeed ready to drive down, tomorrow, to Bournemouth. Phyllis is going to join me a few days before Christmas. We'll return on 27th or 28th December.

I'll try to blog if and when I can and do my best at maintaining Fib Sunday. Don't forget to keep checking out Brian's blogs for reports on his trip around Scotland and the weekly phenomenon that is Haiku Saturday.

Above all else, enjoy Christmas, whatever you do and however you do it. I hope it's the best one yet, dear reader.

11 comments:

Lewis said...

We'll be thinking about you and wish you a great journey and nice holiday.

Conortje said...

I feel abandoned! Have a fantabulous time :-)

just a girl said...

Have a very merry time :)

Old Cheeser said...

My goodness Minge, you are starting your holidays early aren't you - you lucky bugger!!

And was it the Daleks that kidnapped you by any chance? The spacecraft bears an uncanny resemblance to one of their own ... I'm not sure which is worse, being trapped on their ship or in Bournemouth!! (He he - just kidding). Have a fabulous break and I will be thinking of you on Xmas Day when a certain TV programme is shown ... I hope you do get a spare minute to two to post your thoughts on it!

Have a great Crimbo.

OC xx

RIC said...

Thank you so very much, Minge! Likewise! Enjoy your mum's company!
Merry Christmas!

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Andrea said...

All the best for a very happy Christmas Minge. To Phyllis & your mum as well. With love....

Carioca said...

Have a wonderful Christmas, my friend.
All the best for you!

Minge said...

The Daleks did ideed take me. What huge probes they have!

Old Cheeser said...

Ha ha ha. I'm sure you liked it when they suckered you, eh Minge?

Minge said...

Loved it.