Someone's been flashing in a Target store... It wasn't me. Honest! Click here to read all about it.
Now, how long will it take me to get to Savage...? Let's hope and pray that he's not caught before I get there.
The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.