Friday, October 27, 2006

Black eyes

A man with a black eye boards a plane. He notices the man next to him has a shiner, too and asks, "How did you get that?"

"Instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh," he replies.

"Oh," says the first guy, "I got mine like that, too. I wanted to ask my wife to pour me a bowl of frosties but I accidentally said you've ruined my life you evil cunt."

Nice.

5 comments:

Earl said...

That made me laugh out loud...thank you!

Minge said...

Mon plaisir.

zona boy said...

LMAO. I laughed until I coughed up a hair ball

Minge said...

It's fabulously vile. I just love it when people swear.

gab said...

lol