A man with a black eye boards a plane. He notices the man next to him has a shiner, too and asks, "How did you get that?""Instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh," he replies.
"Oh," says the first guy, "I got mine like that, too. I wanted to ask my wife to pour me a bowl of frosties but I accidentally said you've ruined my life you evil cunt."
Nice.
4 comments:
That made me laugh out loud...thank you!
Mon plaisir.
LMAO. I laughed until I coughed up a hair ball
It's fabulously vile. I just love it when people swear.
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