You know what it's like, dear reader. You're looking at Wikipedia. The USA Presidential line of succession. Before you know where you are, you're looking at Sassenachs, Lorna Luft and then Prince Max! I don't know how I got to him, but I did.
And ain't he spooky, dearie?
If we'd hung on to our Catholic King James VII and II, we'd now have wee Max as our King!
As if Liz wasn't German enough. What do these people want with us?
By the way, dear reader, did you know that Prince Charles' surname should actually be Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg. Charlie Wales? Shall I start calling myself Minge Edinburgh? Are all members of the Royal Family loonies or just most of them?
Btw - take a look at this jolly gallery. It is quite fabulous. I love thinking about what might have been, what could have been and what should have been. Most importantly, what should not have been. Do you ever think about any of these things, dear reader?
Btw - I got it totally wrong, this guy, Max's Father, would be King. Apparently.