Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Dead


A meme stolen from Kapitano...

What do you think happens after you die?

You join a club.


Do you believe in heaven?

Yes!


Do you believe in hell?

Unsure.


Do you think you will be judged after you die?

Yes, by all the people I've left behind.


How many people will attend your funeral?

A dozen, at a guess. Unless I die in an accident with all my friends and family. Then no-one will come.


Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?

Cry. I want them to sob, break their hearts.


What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills?

A shot in the head. Quicker and less painful if done correctly.


What should be written on your tombstone?

Looking rude.


Would you rather die childless or divorced?

I couldn't care less.


Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?

At night, in bed, fast asleep.


If you had a million pounds to leave, who would you leave it to?

50/50 between Cats Protection and Dogs Trust.


What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?

Pansies, nasturtiums and roses. I like the cottage garden look.


On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?

Dying.


Have you ever watched someone die?

Yes, my poor Aunt.


What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?

Being eaten alive.

How often do you think about death?

Twenty or thirty times a day.


Is fear of dying your number one fear?

Possibly. Though, actually, how it happens is more scary.


Do you believe in reincarnation?

I think so, not sure.


Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?

Yes.


Do you consider life short or long?

Short, far too short.


Do you think you have a soul?

Yes! Nice to have an inner Minge! Exciting!


Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:

A dignified ending.


If you were cremated, where would you like your ashes?

Bournemouth beach.


Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?

Yes, but only if I could call others back from the dead or keep people from dying.

What do you think of ouija boards?

They are dangerous.

I'm tagging:

A Novelist
JAG
Dert
Bitch
Gab
Rand
Conor
Enda
Brighton David
American David
Cheeser
Alan
Matty
Brett
Dan
Nomad
Lewis
Brian
Bill
China
Michèle
Zona



3 comments:

A Novelist said...

What an interesting tag! Thanks hon!
I just did it so check my blog! ;)

RIC said...

Love the new look! Absolutely beautiful!
Hugs!
(Miss you a lot!)

Bill S. said...

Done and done!