Prince "Harry" will serve in Iraq. Oh, fucking hell! What the bloody hell are we going to do? Society's about to go into melt-down.To celebrate this news, I offer Sinitta. She sings, "Someone who will love and protect me..." A Blair/Harry scenario, do you think, dear reader? So macho!
By the way, I hate the fact that he's referred to as Harry when he's actually called Henry. What is it with these fucking Royals and their damned names? Did you know that George VI was actually called Albert, the current Prince Of Wales wants to be George VII if he becomes King and our current head of state, Liz, is actually called Cunt.
When are they going to sod off back to Germany?
This, my love, was my racist/republican rant for 2007.
In other news, I made a Dorset Apple Cake this afternoon and Window On Your World is back! Back!! Back!!! Etc. Watch this space!
8 comments:
The boy can serve in my army any day he wants. And I've adopted a strict "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
Why is Sinita pronouncing it "match-o"?
I always like it when you grace us with music!
I cannot believe you called our Most Gracious Majesty, Elizabeth II a cunt.
Oh, and FYI... on her coronation she was asked what she wanted to be called. "Why, Elizabeth, of course. That's my name."
Seems like a pretty grounded lady to me.
what's "window on your world"? Have I missed something? x
How does one go about luring Harry into bed? Is it necessary to possess a vagina?
Harry likes to dress up like Action Man. I think it's ever-so-slightly-Dragesque, Lewis. Would you like to shoot his weapon?
Bill, Sinitta is insane.
Alan! I am a republican, of course I think Liz is a cunt! LOL! Well, I don't think she's a cunt, actually, but I do think the things she stands for are pretty cuntish. I think we should have an elected head of state. Have you seen The Queen with Helen Mirren? Fabulous. Window On Your World is the photography thingy. I'm going to blog about it again any minute!
Brett, I do believe Harry is horribly straight. Though, knowing the Royal family, it's probably just a phase. I'm sure he'll end up like his Father and be up for the occasional knobbing.
Elected head of State? Are you mad, dear?
Haven't you heard of George Double Fuck You Bush? Would you really want THAT sort of person running our gorgeous little island?
No, I'd have someone like you!
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