Prince "Harry" will serve in Iraq. Oh, fucking hell! What the bloody hell are we going to do? Society's about to go into melt-down.
To celebrate this news, I offer Sinitta. She sings, "Someone who will love and protect me..." A Blair/Harry scenario, do you think, dear reader? So macho!
By the way, I hate the fact that he's referred to as Harry when he's actually called Henry. What is it with these fucking Royals and their damned names? Did you know that George VI was actually called Albert, the current Prince Of Wales wants to be George VII if he becomes King and our current head of state, Liz, is actually called Cunt.
When are they going to sod off back to Germany?
This, my love, was my racist/republican rant for 2007.
In other news, I made a Dorset Apple Cake this afternoon and Window On Your World is back! Back!! Back!!! Etc. Watch this space!