Readers of Diary of an old cheeser will know of the author's interest in Dame Beverley of Craven and his amending her lyrics resulting in a marrow being inserted into her fanny. The readership may also know of a wild notion documented in the comments section of his Beverley post to discuss other items placed on or, indeed, inside Ms Craven.
And so, dear reader, this is where we find ourselves today.
Think of it as a cross between a fan's obsession with Beverley and the stuff on my cat website.
So now, my loves, you have a chance, in the comments section, to suggest things which could or should be placed on or in Beverley Craven. Any part and any orifice, but please make this known. This is not a competition and there will be no prize, but kudos to those with imagination.
Go on, you know you want to!