Sunday, August 19, 2007

Wii

HI! My name is Minge (formerly Jackie Collins). And you'd better watch out... What an outrageous evening we had last night. It was hot. It was steamy. And it's coming to your screens soon.
A wild party! There was drink, drugs and sex happening all over the place. We met Harry Belafonte, Warren Beatty and Marilyn Monroe! So exciting!

And we played Wii after watching X Factor!

Where were we?

Alan's house in Armadale.

It all goes on in West Lothian, you know, dear reader.

10 comments:

Lewis said...

Sex too? After posting the "Abomination" video, I can't see how you would consider sex to be okay.

japanesewhispers said...

I want a Wii or a Playstation 3!

Nicola said...

Had a great time. So good to see you both, Love you lots xxx

Brian said...

I'm really tired of not getting invited to these things.

I never get a chance to hold Alan's Wii.

China Blue said...

Wii is fabulous. Anything that gets you leaping about the living room and makes your shoulder muscles sore the next day - not to mention all that button-twiddling - is OK with me :-)

Salty Sailor said...

I had a great time and it was fab to have you both.

Yes, that was a shit pun.

xxx

RIC said...

What a grand tour through time and space! Lovely!
Would you tell me the secret?...
Hugs! :-)

matty said...

Wow! I'm so jealous! And, Alan is really hot!

Did he do that thing with the hose and the ropes?!?!?

I've been reading about those talents all over the Internet!

Can't wait to see the movie!

Salty Sailor said...

hose and ropes? Last time we had a clandestine meeting at the Forth Rail Bridge car park I distinctly remember you asking for the nipple clamps and Toffee Hoop Muller fruit corner. And you definitely said "Clamp 'em HARD, and get smearing with that angular based yoghurt..."

Shame on you, Matty!

Lucas said...

I was just introduced to Wii a few days ago. We are becoming fast friends! Fabulous.