Minge just got himself a new mobile telephone! It's a Nokia N80. It's taking me a while to get used to. It's got a really good camera and, I'm pleased to say, it's quad band, so will work in Japan!
I wonder what Catweazle would make of it?
By the way, if you adore the smelly old wizard, you might enjoy looking at this.
I tried finding an excerpt on YouTube, but all I could find was this. It's only scenes from the programme with warnings about piracy dubbed over the original track. Bastards! The gays will be pleased, though, dear reader, as there are also scenes from the gayest movie of all time. Can you guess what it is?