Thursday, June 21, 2007

Jesus














Phyllis and I weren't alone on our all-Nippon holiday, you know, dear reader.  Oh, no!  We were accompanied by Jesus Christ, as given to me by my delightful American friend, Dame Krafty of Bitch.

Christ was a welcome companion and eager to see the pagan lands of the East.  He enjoyed his tour, just as The Buddha had previously enjoyed touring with us around Scotland.

While in Japan, Jesus Christ enjoyed bathing in a sento, drank milk, made tea and even performed miracles.  Yes.  He turned water into beer and steam into melon cream soda.  If that doesn't beat raising the dead, I don't know what does.

6 comments:

japanesewhispers said...

"Jesus loves me yes I know because the Bible tell me so"

Could you please remove that picture of Jesus and my massive stomach!

Krafty Bitch said...

I love being a dame!

Lex Ham Rand said...

Jesus IS magic! And everywhere, apparently!

Florian said...

you seem to come around quite a bit ;)
with jesus with you you're at least in good company ^^
and I heard he did some water-beer-miracles as well ^^

love,
sylvie-girl

Florian said...

argh ... florian is still logged in ... stupid guy .. ignore it *g* maybe I should start posting on different pages with his accountname so that he remembers to log off when he uses my computer ...

still sylvie-girl. honestly.

VULGAR JUNYA said...

is it ur Jesus?

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