Thursday, October 11, 2007

Great idea. Why don't I steal it? (Part IXa)

Today, dear reader, is National Coming Out Day. A good day, then, to come out with answers to questions recently put to me. The video below contains part one and lasts just over seven minutes. I'll upload part two shortly.

By the way, forget the Euro. I've seen the future and it's the quid.

36 comments:

matty said...

I'm first! I'm first!

It was neat to hear the way you speak.

However, it was my understanding that you would be wearing no pants. In fact, I was not expecting you to be clothed.

Could you please do a 're-dux'

Oh, and yes -- I don't think seeing Kylie would make me vomit either. I hope -- in the very, very, very far away future when you are reincarnated that you can be someone who doesn't have to be so intimate with shit. This is my karmatic hope pour vous.

Great clip! More! Gimme More!

Was that your hubby speaking??? ...he should be on cam as well. ...sans clothing, please.

I guess I'd be a whore.

alan said...

HAHA "Oh look, a turd. Oh look, a turd".

This is so excellent. You sound NOTHING like I thought you would! You're so... Enid Blyton!

Lex Ham Rand said...

You are A STAR. What a great screen persona! I could listen to you all day!

I think more video blogging (vlogging?) is in order!

(Thanks for your kind comments on my recent post, BTW)

Krafty Bitch said...

Love it, love it, love it!
Sigh. It just makes me miss you more.

David said...

Fantastic. I think this is the first time I've heard your voice as well. You'll do more after the next one, right? :)

Salty Sailor said...

"Religion is more permanent than an orgasm"..... Pure Genius!

MORE MORE MORE, and deeper and more penetrating!

Do you need questions for part two?

I'd like to ask:

A lot of people think you have a fairly perfect life as a house husband. But nothing's perfect so which aspect of your life do you dislike the most and why?

I'll probably come up with a better question later.

Salty Sailor said...

Okay, I came up with another one:

When you laugh, people around can't help but join in! Your laughter is like syphillis..... funny and infectious!

But what do you think your most endearing feature to other people is?

Krafty Bitch said...

ps. I plan to go to Antarctica for my 50th Birthday Jubilee Year. Care to join me?

RIC said...

Congratulations, dear Minge! I entirely surrender to your natural charm! I most sincerely enjoyed these great seven minutes. Your voice sounds marvellous too!
Thank you very much!

I rephrase my question: what do you in general think of blogger friends, blogger acquaintances and visitors to your blog?

Just keep up the excellent work!
Hugs! :-)

Mr. Anjou said...

You are a star, indeed! Fabulous and wise. Plus, the questions were wonderful! I have no idea why, but I thought you would sound like John Hannah, even though I know you're not Scottish. In a funny way I feel I've met you now, and that is a lovely feeling.

japanesewhispers said...

Oh I left a post before but I must have closed the window before it uploaded. Anyways, FABO I feel kinda stupid about my first question I didn't realise it was just a mirror image. バカ! Is it too late for more questions?

If not I have a couple

1: Do you believe in God or a diety, and regardless of the answer to the first part, do you believe in an after life? If that answer to both is no, then what major religions after life suits you best?

2: Who are you most afraid of?

Brian said...

I've missed hearing your voice and Ian's as well. He's got that Scottish accent down pretty well for a Welshman ;-).

David said...

That was brilliant, I too was expecting you to sound like Lulu or someone. Wish I'd asked a question now!
Looking forward to part 2.

The Brian said...

You're adorable. Question for part 2: how did you and your handsome better half meet?

oh and I'd like my question read with an American accent.

Lost Boy said...

That was super, Minge. Your 'dried up' comment made me 'LOL' as they used to say, back in the day.

Leo Carioca said...

Great!

Moncrief Speaks said...

Wow! How incredibly fantastic! I can't believe I missed a day before I watched this!

Wonderful.

x

Moncrief Speaks said...

You have really impeccable comic timing.

Minge said...

Oh, Matty! How sweet of you. I'm sure In would appear fine in the nude, though, sadly, I'd look like an albino whale. I've not seen the sun in ages and I'm incredibly fat.

Minge said...

Alan - I AM Enid Blyton! Hang on while I put my hair in curlers.

Minge said...

Thank you, Rand. I've certainly enjoyed the vlogging experience. I'm tempted to do it more, though the process is certainly more long winded than blogging per se.

Minge said...

Krafty - you should do it, too! Go on, you know you want to!

Minge said...

David, I'll do more if you do more.

Minge said...

Am on the case, Salty! And you'd better watch out. Because it's hot, it's steamy and it's coming to your screens soon.

Minge said...

Anjou, I may do an impression of Mr Hannah. We'll see.

I've had enough. I'm going to Hollywood! Ciao, darling!

Minge said...

The Welsh are excellent mimics, Brian!

Minge said...

David, I only sound like Lulu on Tuesdays.

Minge said...

Lost boy, I LOL thinking that anyone bothered to watch this trash!

Minge said...

Leo! Great? LOL!

Minge said...

Moncrief, I'm an actress! Joan Collins North of the border.

Make Your Own Kind Of Music said...

You are too cute! I'm all dried up down there! ROTFLMAO

Old Cheeser said...

Wow!! I have only just got round to watching this - one of the reasons being my work PC has no sound. Great idea for a post and how interesting to see the Minge speaketh! (So to speak). Funny cos I always imagined you'd have a Scots accent but you don't - maybe cos you're not an original Scot I guess... Great answers to the questions, did you erm, rehearse beforehand? You come across as very eloquent and articulate hen. A great interviewee!

Are we allowed to put more questions to you, cos I'd love to ask you a few, not to mention witness your response...?

Old Cheeser said...

Love the jazzy intro music too. NICE.

matty said...

Minge! You are not fat!

Now you and your man! Strip at once! Oh, and turn on the Vlog!

Just a Girl said...

You are hysterical!

And such a hand talker. Thanks for doing these. I'm looking forward to the rest.

(ps. Be nicer to yourself...I don't think you're fat and besides a little extra is better than not enough. So there.)

~drew emborsky~ said...

Very inneresting indeed...