Gays

The warring religions of the world have finally found something to unite them - gay bashing!

In Jerusalem, ultra-orthodox Jews and Muslims have come together to try and stop a gay rights march in the city, slated for tomorrow. There have been burning barricades, stone-throwing and a bomb bearing the words "sodomites out!" Muslim politician Tayseer Tamimi said " All religions discredit gays because it is against the decent human nature created by God."

And in Scotland Muslims and Christians are spreading a little homophobia together. The Christian People's Alliance and Muslim groups are together "secular values" and pro-gay laws, The CPA even has Muslim candidates standing at the next election.

Beware... The gays are coming!