Oh, another thing... If ever you're in Dorset, you simply MUST visit the Cerne Abbas Giant.Apparently, if you have it off whilst sat/laid in his testicles, you're guaranteed to get preggers.
Sadly, that's a lie. It didn't work for me.
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what is that thing? pre-historic graffiti?
Something like that. I don't know how old it is, but it's some kind of fertility symbol. You should have gone up there for a shag. It's only about half an hour in the car from Bournemouth - or, the way you drive, ten minutes. ROFL.
i don't do shagging on anonymous landmarks.
lol... yeah, right.
What about the time when you fingered me on the National Monument on Calton Hill? Does that not count?
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