Showing posts with label Statcounter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Statcounter. Show all posts

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Statistics


Lord above us! Last night, I decided to have a look at Statcounter to see who had been looking at my blog, what they were looking for and how they got there.

I was appalled!

It seems that the human race is obsessed with sexual deviation! No, really! Readers were enquiring about John Barrowman and his penis, more keenly, asking if it's circumcised or not. Also, lesbians from Cumnock, Minge, Gaydar opening a bar on Frith Street and a general enquiry about a woman paying her nephew to do unspeakable things to her genitals!

Exciting! Nice to indulge in incest.

Is nothing sacred?

Friday, February 23, 2007

Found


I just want to share with you, dear reader, the above, a list of topics used by people who found Minge. Plain old Minge, I can understand, but going out without knickers on? Britney's Minge? John Barrowman's cock? Pentapeptides nadine baggot?

What is the world coming to?