This, my darling, is my Black Forest canapé.
Take a rough Scottish oatcake and top with a rounded teaspoon of Nutella chocolate spread (and spread it out) followed by a further rounded teaspoon of black cherry jam.
They're delicious. Make hundreds, invite friends around for a party, but then don't answer the door when said friends turn up. That way, you can eat them all yourself, dear reader.
The recipe is delicious, no doubt about it, Minge! But your piece of advice... it's really mean.
ReplyDeleteI hope you won't end up ROUND as a canapé after one of those ghost parties... (Lol!)
Have a great Friday!
ROFL!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ric. I'd let you in for a nibble.
It looks a little cow pattie esque. Maybe if I ate with my eyes closed.
ReplyDeleteYou would love it. And if you were from the West Country, you might say, "I love that up me, I do."
ReplyDeleteI hate to say, but it looks like another Axon turd. However I'm sure it tastes much better than that, doesn't it? Can you post us, one?
ReplyDeleteA turd or an oat cake?
ReplyDeleteA turd of course!
ReplyDeleteI've always threatened to send a shit in a bag to people who've pissed me off. I never thought anyone would ask for a lump of poo from Minge.
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