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Friday, September 01, 2006
A word to the wise
Remember, dear reader:
You can't wear white shoes after Labor Day. And white belts are a serious no-no, too. Jeez - I'm longing to add the letter u to Labor.
You mean, you can but you MAY NOT?! I believe I'm having something like a stroke. Are you joking again, Minge?! Are you pulling one's leg?! This is so absurd! Why the hell after «Labor Day»?! (Oh God, I feel so stupid...)
Remember, dear reader:
White shoes make my feet look like pontoons on a water plane.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't you add the proper 'u'?
Is this a «fashion's diktat» or just because?... (Don't get it...)
ReplyDeleteWhite shoes cannot be worn in the USA after Labor Day. Labor Day in America is around about now. Labour day here, is in May.
ReplyDeleteVery odd.
I know you shouldn't, but don't know why.
Anyone?
You mean, you can but you MAY NOT?! I believe I'm having something like a stroke.
ReplyDeleteAre you joking again, Minge?! Are you pulling one's leg?!
This is so absurd! Why the hell after «Labor Day»?!
(Oh God, I feel so stupid...)
Uhm,
ReplyDeletethey saw the NEW rules are altered a tad.
You don't have LaboUr Day?