The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Girls
This is my sister, Christine, and I. Another photograph taken at my niece's eighteenth birthday party.
She walked like an Egyptian. I knew what it felt like for a girl.
I had to wear the sarong to cover up my massive bulge. I could have said that OGL has huge genital growths, but I don't think I'd have got away with it.
I don't know who the guy is other than the fact that his forename was Gary and he loved singing Robbie Williams songs on the karaoke.
you look fab in that pic... when did OGL wear a sarong, though?
ReplyDeletewho's that by the bar with the pork pie hat on? looks cute from this distance.
ReplyDeleteI had to wear the sarong to cover up my massive bulge. I could have said that OGL has huge genital growths, but I don't think I'd have got away with it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who the guy is other than the fact that his forename was Gary and he loved singing Robbie Williams songs on the karaoke.
Do you want to bone him?