This is the gay prayer:
Hail Judy,
Full of fabulousness,
The gays are with thee.
Drunk art thou among icons,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Liza.
Holy Judy,
Mother of debauchery,
pray for us queers now,
and at the hour of disco-dancing, smoking and drinking.
Amen.
Fabulous! As a lapsed Catholic, I found that hilarious! Well done.
ReplyDeleteI say it every day.
ReplyDeleteI didn't get it... is it based on a Catholic prayer?
ReplyDeleteOMG! I can't believe you sometimes, Alan.
ReplyDeleteDid you never learn Hail Mary? You'll go to hell!
Well, I've heard the words "Hail Mary", but I don't know the rest of it. Is it something to do with counting beads on a necklace or something?
ReplyDeleteI actually thought it was the Lords Prayer. You know the one that goes "Our Father who Lives in Heaven, Hallowed by the Grace, Kingdom Come, And forgive us those Trespasses and we forgive those who Sinned Against us"... Well, something like that. Until I realised, that is, that there's no Mary in the Lords Prayer.
ReplyDeleteThe only place where you won't find a Mary! ROFL!
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