The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
Friday, February 17, 2006
Minge, Alan and Dan
I've given Alan a good probing. It was fabulous. Thank you, hen!
Dan's made the right noises. I think he wants it, but is nervous. Go on, Dan, give in!
I've given Alan a good probing. It was fabulous. Thank you, hen!
I am fairly sure that's not me in the photo. I have slightly more belly, a lot more hair and a LOT less tan.
ReplyDeleteDon't be coy - we know it's you!
ReplyDeleteIf that's meant to be me in the middle then I'm quite happy.
ReplyDeleteI'm just wondering where Dan's hand is, though
ReplyDeleteIt's a secret ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, you can't have secrets! Tell, tell, tell!
ReplyDeleteI am fairly sure that's not the original photo, but then, it may well have been a heavy night of absinthe...
ReplyDeleteAnd my secrets are as boring as me :D
You're far from boring.
ReplyDeleteI want to try absinthe.