Oh, another thing... If ever you're in Dorset, you simply MUST visit the Cerne Abbas Giant.Apparently, if you have it off whilst sat/laid in his testicles, you're guaranteed to get preggers.
Sadly, that's a lie. It didn't work for me.
Oh, another thing... If ever you're in Dorset, you simply MUST visit the Cerne Abbas Giant.
what is that thing? pre-historic graffiti?
ReplyDeleteSomething like that. I don't know how old it is, but it's some kind of fertility symbol. You should have gone up there for a shag. It's only about half an hour in the car from Bournemouth - or, the way you drive, ten minutes. ROFL.
ReplyDeletei don't do shagging on anonymous landmarks.
ReplyDeletelol... yeah, right.
What about the time when you fingered me on the National Monument on Calton Hill? Does that not count?
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