The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
Vile! No, he was a dirty old man with the women in the branch. Staring at them, licking his lips, making lewd suggestions. He certainly wasn't queer. I wouldn't have touched him with a barge pole.
Actually, talking about being old... a few weeks ago I interviewed a wee Scottish girl for a job in my call centre in Bournemouth. When she left she departed with these words:
"Thanks Mr Fisher"
I nearly fainted! Mr Fisher is my DAD. I shouted at her, "Call me Alan", hoping to regain some youth, but she just gave me a weird look as she skipped out of the office.
Breaking news!
I HATE that fucking bird in a nappy. I hope it dies horribly.
ReplyDeleteHe wished he could fly right up to the sky...! ROFL! Keth Harris used to come into the building society where I worked. He was a right sleazy cunt.
ReplyDeletedid he insert his hand up your green hairy arse when he wanted to make a deposit?
ReplyDeleteVile! No, he was a dirty old man with the women in the branch. Staring at them, licking his lips, making lewd suggestions. He certainly wasn't queer. I wouldn't have touched him with a barge pole.
ReplyDeleteyou would think he'd be hit with the ladies, knowing that he's been fisting old birds for years.
ReplyDeleteROFL! You're unique. You really are.
ReplyDeleteunique?
ReplyDeleteAre you calling me a tosser?
;-)
No, you're a very funny man. You always make Minge giggle.
ReplyDeletea very funny man? Makes me sound old.
ReplyDeleteActually, talking about being old... a few weeks ago I interviewed a wee Scottish girl for a job in my call centre in Bournemouth. When she left she departed with these words:
"Thanks Mr Fisher"
I nearly fainted! Mr Fisher is my DAD. I shouted at her, "Call me Alan", hoping to regain some youth, but she just gave me a weird look as she skipped out of the office.
Mr Fisher, INDEED. I've never been so upset.
So she made you feel old, and you reaffirmed your old-age by trying to sound young and cool?
ReplyDeleteOuch... hehehe
I sense a mid-life crisis.
ReplyDeleteyou are a pair of bitches
ReplyDeleteAt least we see Orville being more entertaining than he has ever been!
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